February 2012
36 posts
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WTF Murphy... Quit RECYCLING STORYLINES from...
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educating random omeglians about SCAX.
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Forgot my straightener in the car, so I ran out in...
Anonymous asked: MYTH: 3 Americans every year die from rabies. FACT: 4 Americans every year die from rabies.
Anonymous asked: There has been a murder, and you are a suspect.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever seen a foot with four toes before?
Anonymous asked: I declare... BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: I workout.
Just finished TVD...fuck the police... Klaroline...
People should just know.. if you give me your...
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Boss sent me home so I could get some sleep...but...
Anonymous asked: Yellow :P
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Ask Box Valentines
boushi-adams:
Green - I like you but not a crush Blue - I have a crush on you Orange - I think you’re beautiful Yellow - I think you’re hot Red - I love you Pink - Be my valentine Purple - I want a second chance Silver - I miss you Gold - I used to like you
katiectalkalot asked: Happy V-day Ally!!!!
watching ps. I love you with the girlies eating...
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So my ex-bff's gay bf broke up with her.. and I...
angry confrontations with dickhead neighbor.
Le 3 am
Neighbor: knocks on random door.
Me: oh okay someone just came home late.
Neighbor: Knocks louder this time.
Me: some dude locked him out just needs to wake up friend.
Neighbor: Starts banging on door with fists.
Me: What the hell is going on?
Neighbor: Loudly Bangs 3 more times.
Me: That's IT. I've had a fucking nuff. "SHUT THE FUCK UP," I say.
Neighbor: "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP" he yells.
Me: "SOME of us have to work in the morning asshole."
Door opens. Le Click.
Me: FUCK yeah.
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Okay... so i'm team Klaroline now..
They are just too fracking cute.. idgaf.
The whole Million ''Moms" against Ellen for...
thenerdnamedbilly:
Like do these ”Moms” know how many gay people are employed by JCPenny’s STARTING at the store level. I’m sorry it’s a little late for what you’re hatefully trying to attempt.
Yeah I’ve been working for JcPenney for almost 2 years now and at least half of our male and female employees are gay/lesbian.
Good to know I wasn't the only one calling...
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So I decided I'm team Mona/Lucas. I can't stand...
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Oh my god this guy from the bar last week is a...
ugh... why is it always..this or that.. why can't...
January 2012
108 posts
Just bought my ticket to go see All-American...
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Today my cousin hugged me.
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The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
eclipseofmyheart76:
wheresyourpippinnowbitch:
thisissarcasm:
sammy-lost-his-shoe:
angel-kink:
slytherintimelord:
wintermoons:
cyruspotnoodle:
centurions:
fasterdoctor:
….Bring who back?
