allyporter.: Archive

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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I'D LIKE TO NOT THANK THE ACADEMY BECAUSE IN 10...

Feb 27th

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WTF Murphy... Quit RECYCLING STORYLINES from...

Feb 23rd

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educating random omeglians about SCAX.

Feb 21st

Feb 19th

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Forgot my straightener in the car, so I ran out in...

Feb 19th

Anonymous asked: MYTH: 3 Americans every year die from rabies. FACT: 4 Americans every year die from rabies.

Feb 19th

Anonymous asked: There has been a murder, and you are a suspect.

Feb 19th

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever seen a foot with four toes before?

Feb 19th

Anonymous asked: I declare... BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 19th

Anonymous asked: I workout.

Feb 19th

Feb 17th

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Just finished TVD...fuck the police... Klaroline...

Feb 17th

People should just know.. if you give me your...

Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Boss sent me home so I could get some sleep...but...

Feb 15th

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Anonymous asked: Yellow :P

Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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Ask Box Valentines

boushi-adams: Green - I like you but not a crush Blue - I have a crush on you Orange - I think you’re beautiful Yellow - I think you’re hot Red - I love you Pink - Be my valentine Purple - I want a second chance Silver - I miss you Gold - I used to like you

Feb 15th

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kcssuperhumanstrength asked: Happy V-day Ally!!!!

Feb 15th

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watching ps. I love you with the girlies eating...

Feb 15th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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So my ex-bff's gay bf broke up with her.. and I...

Feb 13th

angry confrontations with dickhead neighbor.

 Le 3 am
Neighbor: knocks on random door.
Me: oh okay someone just came home late.
Neighbor: Knocks louder this time.
Me: some dude locked him out just needs to wake up friend.
Neighbor: Starts banging on door with fists.
Me: What the hell is going on?
Neighbor: Loudly Bangs 3 more times.
Me: That's IT. I've had a fucking nuff. "SHUT THE FUCK UP," I say.
Neighbor: "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP" he yells.
Me: "SOME of us have to work in the morning asshole."
 Door opens. Le Click.
Me: FUCK yeah.

Feb 10th

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Okay... so i'm team Klaroline now..

They are just too fracking cute.. idgaf.

Feb 10th

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The whole Million ''Moms" against Ellen for...

thenerdnamedbilly: Like do these ”Moms” know how many gay people are employed by JCPenny’s STARTING at the store level. I’m sorry it’s a little late for what you’re hatefully trying to attempt. Yeah I’ve been working for JcPenney for almost 2 years now and at least half of our male and female employees are gay/lesbian.

Feb 10th

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